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Sunday, July 31, 2005

swanksigns.org
All your favorite bizarre warning signs from around the world, many featuring BCR #2's own The Kid. It's been BoingBoinged these last few days, but it seems to be moving better now.

The Future, Conan?
The Daily Mirror provides us with a timeline of future technological breakthroughs.
2016 - 2020

ELECTRONIC LIFE FORM GETS BASIC RIGHTS


AS robots become more sophisticated and involve the addition of organic material into their construction there will be calls for their rights to be safeguarded.
This is the fantasy of someone who's read too much science fiction. It will never happen.
2041 - 2045

MOON BASE


A VILLAGE will be firmly established on the Moon, serviced by regular shuttle flights.

2046 - 2050

MARS COLONY

A SMALL colony of scientists and explorers will be entirely self-sufficient, growing food in large greenhouse-style pods.
These, however, will be sweet. If Jaimee lets me go.
2051+

BRAIN DOWNLOADS


EVERYTHING in your brain - thoughts, feelings and memories - will be transferred to a computer, ensuring a form of digital immortality if eventually uploaded into a human brain later.
This idea I don't care for. I don't want some digital Gerry Fakeavan to live forever; I want my personal organic brain to be immortal. I won't settle for anything less.

(via Gravity Lens)
'Welcome to New Dork'
My number one goal for this weekend -- a goal rapidly on its way to joining all my other goals on the ashbin of history -- was to read through the old New York Review of Books issues I've been hoarding these last few months.

Tonight's highlight, from the April 7th issue: "Welcome to New Dork," a hot-and-cold, love-hate tour through the work of one of my favorite authors, Jonathan Lethem.
Saturday, July 30, 2005

Dr. Strangelove, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Overthrow the Patriarchy
All traditional family systems, Therborn argues, have comprised three regimes: of patriarchy, marriage and fertility (crudely summarized--who calls the shots in the family, how people hitch up, how many kids result). Between Sex and Power sets out to trace the modern history of each. For Therborn patriarchy is male family power, typically invested in fathers and husbands, not the subordination of or discrimination against women in general--gender inequality being a broader phenomenon. At the beginning of his story, around 1900, patriarchy in this classical sense was a universal pattern, albeit with uneven gradations. In Europe, the French Revolution had failed to challenge it, issuing in the ferocious family clauses of the Napoleonic Code, while subsequent industrial capitalism--in North America as in Europe--relied no less on patriarchal norms as a sheet anchor of moral stability. Confucian and Muslim codes were far more draconian, though the "minute regulations" of the former set some limits to the potential for a "blank cheque" for male power. Arrangements were looser in much of sub-Saharan Africa, Creole America and Southeast Asia. Harshest of all was the Hindu system of North India, in a league of its own for repression. As Therborn notes, this is one of the very few parts of the world where men live longer than women, even today.

By 2000, however, patriarchy had become "the big loser of the twentieth century," as Therborn puts it, yielding far more ground than religion or tyranny.
From a glowing review in The Nation of a new book on family, Göran Therborn's Between Sex and Power. (Via Pandagon)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
...is an interesting case study in the way a remake can be superior to its original in nearly every possible respect* and still be completely superfluous.

Jaimee, for her part, thought it was much worse than the original. She also thought that much of its narrative force and even its comprehensibility was dependent on having already seen the original. On the second point, at least, she's almost certainly right.

--
*Some respects in which this is not true: The Oompa-Loompa effects, which already look dated; an extended homage to 2001, which is cute but pointless; the ending.
Gained in translation
Episode III - remember when that came out, way back when? Found a new version that's been highlighted recently - a bootleg version translated to chinese, then back into english. Pretty funny, if you're into that sort of thing. Episode III: Backstroke of the West (Not a movie, just a bunch of screenshots)

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Translation : Do not want

By no means the funniest one, but certainly one of my favorite moments.
With Hunter S. Thompson as "The Old Man"
My once and future roommate, Dr. Brent, sends along this list of guest stars from The Adventures of Pete & Pete.
The Willy Wonka Kids Are All Grown Up
Boing Boing linked to this page with pictures of the Willy Wonka kids all grown up a few days ago. Since Jaimee and I rewatched the original this morning, and are possibly going to see the new one tonight, I thought I'd link to it.

I was hoping to find links to Saturday Night Live's classic "Glen Wonka" parody -- with Al Gore as Willy's brother, the factory accountant -- or Futurama's parody "Fry & the Slurm Factory", but couldn't really come up with anything good.

The Glen Wonka thing is probably the best skit Saturday Night Live ever did.
'After the Tsunami, the Fighting Continues'
There a good article The New Yorker this week (print only) about Sri Lanka after the tsunami, how the promise of a better life after the shock of the tsunami may be evaporating in the face of renewed violence. It's a tragic situation:
The President, Chandrika Bandaranaike Kumaratunga, articulated this unlikely optimism when she addressed the nation two days after the tsunami. Sri Lanka, she declared, had been "incredibly humbled" by the waves, which had dealth death and destruction to all ethnic groups indiscriminately. Never mind that Sinhalese, who count for nearly seventy-give per cent of the island's twenty million inhabitants, outnumber Tamils by roughly four to one, and that Tamils, in turn, outnumber the largest minority group, Muslims, by three to one. "Nature does not differentiate in the treatment of peoples," the President said, and she urged Sri Lankans to follow nature's example. In fact, many had responded to the disaster by rushing to the aid of the afflicted without regard for their identity. There were stories of Sinhalese soldiers risking -- and losing -- their lives in efforts to rescue Tamil civilians; of Tamil businessmen carting meals to displaced Sinhalese survivors; and of Muslims buying up clothes and medicines to hand out to Hindus and Buddhists. It was only later that Sri Lankans had time to register their surprise at their own unthinking decency, and their relief at this discovery was compounded by a sense that the tsunami had saved the country from an imminent return to war.
But sadly things didn't stay that way.

Pretty much the only thing wrong with the article is that it wasn't written by our friend and Sri Lankan Fulbright scholar Lori Reese.
Friday, July 29, 2005

The Social Life of Beverages
An interesting review of A History of the World in 6 Glasses in The New Yorker.
Big Willie Stye
Jaimee and I are off to Wilmington this weekend. Light posting until Monday.
Dino-Zombies
In a departure from the usual LEGO ethos of not making overtly military sets, comes DINO-ATTACK. It's a new line due out this late summer and fall. What I think is interesting is how they seem to be managing the story line - looks like Dinosaur outbreaks, spreading zombie/wildfire/ebola-pandemic style around the world, have ravaged major urban areas and that mutant dinosaurs have taken over. Now they have to be blown up. With Humvees and Apache/Hind style helecopters.

The sets do look intriguing. Better than this past selection of Episode III sets, that's for sure.
Wow, He Really Did Move On Up
George Jefferson was kicking back $555K? The things you learn from CNN-Money's salaries of America's Favorite TV Dads (Adjusted for Inflation).

(via GeekPress)
Can Poetry Save the World? Part XIX
Reading 'guerilla poetry' in Wal-mart.
Alcohol in Mythology
When the white god Viracocha mysteriously appeared in South America, he taught the people he met all the “arts of civilization”: astronomy, geometry, agriculture and architecture. He also taught them how to make wine from honey. When he left them, they slowly returned to their huts and gradually forgot most of what they’d learned. But to this day they still brew an alcoholic beverage called balche, based on the same recipe Viracocha taught their ancestors millennia ago. And who can blame them. I mean, those other arts are great and all, but what are they compared to a well-prepared gourd of honey wine?
At (yes) Modern Drunkard. (via Gravity Lens)
Fun with Reverse Motion
Balancing Point. [mov]

(via MetaFilter)
Thursday, July 28, 2005

Analyzing the Beatles Canon
Alan W. Pollack's life's work. An incredible resource.

(via Cynical-C)
What Every Game Developer Needs to Know about Story
At Gamasutra. Pretty great little article, and one game designers would be well-advised to pay attention to. Too often, they forget the basics:
# First, there's a protagonist, a hero.
# His or her world is thrown out of order by an inciting incident. (Look at the sabotaged dope deal in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for a good example of this.)
# A gap opens up between the hero and an orderly life.
# The hero tries the normal, conservative action to overcome the gap. It fails. The world pushes back too hard.
# The hero then has to take a risk to overcome the obstacles that are pushing back.
# Then there is a reversal. Something new happens, or the hero learns something she didn't know before, and the world is out of whack again. A second gap has opened up.
# The hero has to take a greater risk to overcome the second gap.
# After overcoming the second gap, there is another reversal, opening a third gap.
# The hero has to take the greatest risk of all to overcome this gap and get to that object of desire, which is usually an orderly life.
(via Slashdot)
The Seven Deadly Reviewing Sins
All your favorite bad book review tropes, including:
(1) The When-in-Doubt-about-the-Book-Slam-the-Accompanying-Materials Gambit.
(2) The What-Happened-to-the-Fact-Checker? Assertion.
(3) The Philip-Roth-Is-Nathan-Zuckerman Fundamental Error.
(4) The Fact-Checker-with-Too-Much-Time-on-His-Hands Critique.
(5) The Backhanded Compliment or... The Right Review for the Wrong Reasons.
(6) The Boneheaded Comparison.
(7) The Ethnically Correct Review Assignment.
The only one that's really left out is The Love Letter to My Dear Friend. If you have to say "Full disclosure -- he's my brother-in-law," go find someone else to write the review. (via BookNinja)
Resolved: We Should Save the World
Carl Pope (aff) vs. Bjørn Lomborg (neg) debate in Foreign Policy.

(via MetaFilter, which I'm sure will have some interesting things to say about this)
The Monkey in the Mirror
When a capuchin monkey looks at its own image in a mirror, something strange happens. The diminutive creature reacts not as if it sees a stranger, as many researchers had assumed. Instead, the reflection gets treated as a special phenomenon, generally eliciting curiosity and friendly overtures from females and a mix of distress and fear from males, a new study finds.
What's a widget?
I'm about to buy my neighbor (and fellow poet) Marcus' old Mac G4 tower. Then I'll probably upgrade the OS to whatever Tiger/Bearcat/SavageBadger Apple has out now. Then I'll put some widgets on there. Only, I don't know what they are. Maybe this helps a bit? Expect a BCR widget that randomly displays either "fart" "$$$$" or "poop" in mixed intervals.

Again via Scott McCloud
How Newspapers are made.
In 1957. Take a trip through the Des Moines Register, from Lobby to dark Under-Bowels, all with your hosts Charlie Brown and Lucy.

Charlie Brown : Good Grief! I'm all covered in dots.
Lucy : That's a "65-line screen" like in newspaper photographs.

Informative on every level. See the machines hum. Progress, baby.

(via Scott McCloud)
Flinging Poo
Hey! You! Sissy boy! That's right, you, the pansy. The Minneapolis/St. Paul CityPages thinks you're a wuss:
Where a Scotch-sozzled Big Bruiser once ran onto the fire escape with a roar, rolling up his or her sleeves to challenge the whole U.S. of A. to step outside, now a smallish fellow in a knit cap and woolen sweater sits in the corner with a box of chocolate milk, giggling at his own inadvertent burps. Where Pops built skyscraper-sized mirrors to reflect a metastasizing society, Junior lives in a world we might call Mini-Micro-Narcissus. Son of Big Bruiser, I name you LittleBlue SmurfBoy™--after the fetish of your patron saint, Donnie Darko, the most sensitive and martyred of your kind. I take this moment to examine the markings of your race, as evinced by your most applauded manifestations: novelist Jonathan Safran Foer, filmmaker Wes Anderson, and musician Conor Oberst.

...

I can only pray some hibernating Bruiser--Don DeLillo, say, or Robert Rauschenberg--will spring from his cave, tear LBSB's Saint-Exupéry scarf off his pencil neck, and show him how it's really done: art-making revealed as high-wire act, fire-eating contest, bare-knuckle barroom brawl.
This is literature, son; pussies need not apply. Oh, and no girls allowed, either.

Ah, manliness. Is there any outmoded vestige of primate behavior I love more?

(via Bookslut, who sums it up nicely: "Jonathan Safran Foer is KILLING MASCULINITY!")
Local Politics: So Help me Vonnegut
Man, Guilford County never stops working for us:
The American Civil Liberties Union said witnesses in North Carolina courtrooms should be allowed to swear to tell the truth on scriptures other than the Bible.

The ACLU has filed a lawsuit to permit oaths to be taken on the holy books of Islam, Judaism, Hinduism and other non-Christian faiths.

Judges in Guilford County ruled recently that Muslims cannot legally take an oath on the Quran. [emphasis mine]
I just hope just-reelected County Comissioner Billy Yow (of T-shirt-with-Calvin-peeing-on-the-NAACP-logo fame) steps in to bring a dose of rationality to this discussion.

The N&R has more coverage on this. (Thanks to BookNinja for reminding me about this. I'll be swearing on my copy of the Books of Bokonon, thanks.)
MTV's Pimp My Bike
Tricked-out bicycles from the San Jose Bicycle Show and Swap meet.




(link and link title stolen shamelessly from MTV's LinkFilter)
Trying to Quit Smoking? Here, Drink This Beer
Ask for a NicoShot, the world's first smoking-cessation beer containing a shot of natural nicotine.

Two great tastes that taste GREAT together.
Zora Neale Hurston's Directory of Harlem Slang
Solid.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Comic Book Heroes from Around the World
At NPR. Via Drawn!
Like a V-2 Rocket to the Brain
Will Gravity's Rainbow stand the test of time? Gerald Howard ruminates in BookForum. DeLillo, Moore, Saunders, and Davis sidebar. I sit this this one out, because sadly I've never gotten through it. (via A&L Daily)
'Blind Teen Amazes With Video-Game Skills'
Plays by sense of smell.
Zelda Links Abound
I loved Wind Waker. It nearly ruined my nonexistent career as a writer, and I fully expect Twilight Princess to finish the job. But Zelda creator Shigeru Miyamoto says Wind Waker just wasn't good enough for him, and that LoZ: TP will blow it out of the water.

More links:
  • ZeldaLegends.net is your source for Zelda Continuity and Storyline Theory. ZeldaUniverse.net has more, including a page about Wind Waker.
  • Still a Zelda novice? Wikipedia is your friend.
  • Windows users: you can download the original Legend of Zelda for play on your computer. NOTE: This may be questionably legal.
  • (Original Miyamoto article via Slashdot.)
    The Rules of Picross
    Picross is one of the best flash puzzles that's come down Little Fluffy Lane in a long time. A little reminiscent of Minesweeper, the rules are simple.

    (1) Squares are either filled or empty.
    (2) The numbers before each row or on top of that column indicate exactly the pattern of filled squares in that row or column.
  • For instance, if the number says "4", that means there are four filled squares in a row in that column, and the rest are empties.
  • If the number says "4 5", that means there are four filled squares in a row in that column, some number of empty squares, and then five filled squares in a row (and then empties, in any squares are left).
  • "2 1 2 1" means the pattern in that row is two filled squares, some number of empties, 1 filled square, some number of empties, 2 filled squares in a row, some number of empties, and then one filled square (and then empties, if any squares are left).
  • And so on.
  • It's a logic puzzle; your goal is to figure out the position of filleds and empties in the whole grid. At the end of each level, you're rewarded with the semi-abstract picture you just uncovered.

    Fun.

    There's a javascript Picross applet (with only three puzzles on smaller playing fields) here. This is where I found the rules originally, so I wanted to give them a little linking love, too.
    Avoider
    The little man wants your cursor. Don't let him get it. [Flash]

    (via Little Fluffy)
    George Saunders!
    In The New Yorker.
    Tuesday morning, Jillian from Disasters calls. Apparently an airman named Loolerton has poisoned a shitload of beavers. I say we don’t kill beavers, we harvest them, because otherwise they nibble through our Pollution Control Devices (P.C.D.s) and polluted water flows out of our Retention Area and into the Eisenhower Memorial Wetland, killing beavers.

    “That makes sense,” Jillian says, and hangs up.

    The press has a field day. “AIR FORCE KILLS BEAVERS TO SAVE BEAVERS,” says one headline. “MURDERED BEAVERS SPEAK OF AIR FORCE CRUELTY,” says another.

    “We may want to PIDS this,” Mr. Rimney says.

    I check the files: There’s a circa-1984 tortoise-related PIDS from a base in Oklahoma. There’s a wild-horse-related PIDS from North Dakota. Also useful is a Clinton-era PIDS concerning the inadvertent destruction of a dove breeding ground.

    From these I glean an approach: I admit we harvested the beavers. I concede the innocence and creativity of beavers. I explain the harvesting as a regrettable part of an ongoing effort to prevent Pollution Events from impacting the Ottowattamie. Finally I pledge we’ll find a way to preserve our P.C.D.s without, in the future, harming beavers. We are, I say, considering transplanting the beaver population to an innovative Beaver Habitat, to be installed upstream of the Retention Area.
    There's so much good in this story. I kind of want to quote the whole thing.
    “Let me tell you a like parable,” Giff says. “This one girl in our church? Had this like perma-smile? Due to something? And her husband, who was non-church, was always having to explain that she wasn’t really super-happy, it was just her malady. It was like the happier she looked, the madder he got. Then he came to our church, guess what happened?”

    “She was miraculously cured and he was miraculously suddenly not angry,” says Rimney. “God reached down and fixed them both, while all over the world people who didn’t come to your church remained in misery, weeping.”

    “Well, no,” says Giff.

    “And that’s not technically a parable,” says Verblin.
    Against Mocking the President
    I agree completely with the author of Although I Like a Good George W. Bush Joke As Much As the Next Guy, Some of Them Seem Gratuitous and Mean-Spirited. Jokes like these are terrible and offensive and should absolutely not be propagated far and wide. We would all do well to respect the dignity of the office.
    J.K. Rowling: Burned
    Reviewer pans Harry Potter 6, gets angry emails and a few threats. An interesting take on some of what Kipen calls "the myths of reviewing" and on whether a book like this can even be fairly reviewed in first place:
    Maybe I do resent the success of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Panned and covet her readership, but am just too self-unaware to know it. But that doesn't really explain why I enjoyed some parts of the book and not others. Rowling wasn't any richer when writing the pages where characters are forever exhorting one another with banalities like "Come on" and "Let's go" than she was on Page 96, when somebody says, "[P]eople find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right," which I quite liked.

    ...

    The only real relativism I'm defenseless against came from one of my favorite relatives: my 10-year-old niece, Carly. She e-mailed to say that my review "wasn't very nice." Actually, she called it a "pile of rubble," which, for my money, represents a more surprising and memorable use of language than anything in "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."
    (via Bookslut)
    Phone Sex with Seamus Heaney
    Seriously, that's what this article is about. (via Bookslut)
    Good Grief!
    Well, Charlie Brown, what do you think of the newspaper business now that you've been fully exposed to it? Charlie Brown and Lucy fall out of the comics into the "real world" for a bizarre, almost propagandistic trip through the offices of The Des Moines Register and Tribune, c. 1957. (via Gravity Lens)
    'The Christian Paradox'
    Bill McKibbin in Harper's takes on "how a faithful nation gets Jesus wrong":
    Only 40 percent of Americans can name more than four of the Ten Commandments, and a scant half can cite any of the four authors of the Gospels. Twelve percent believe Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife. This failure to recall the specifics of our Christian heritage may be further evidence of our nation’s educational decline, but it probably doesn’t matter all that much in spiritual or political terms. Here is a statistic that does matter: Three quarters of Americans believe the Bible teaches that “God helps those who help themselves.” That is, three out of four Americans believe that this uber-American idea, a notion at the core of our current individualist politics and culture, which was in fact uttered by Ben Franklin, actually appears in Holy Scripture. The thing is, not only is Franklin’s wisdom not biblical; it’s counter-biblical. Few ideas could be further from the gospel message, with its radical summons to love of neighbor. On this essential matter, most Americans—most American Christians—are simply wrong, as if 75 percent of American scientists believed that Newton proved gravity causes apples to fly up.

    ...

    And therein is the paradox. America is simultaneously the most professedly Christian of the developed nations and the least Christian in its behavior. That paradox—more important, perhaps, than the much touted ability of French women to stay thin on a diet of chocolate and cheese—illuminates the hollow at the core of our boastful, careening culture.
    (via MetaFilter. The first comment in the thread says something I think about a lot: "Almost no one behaves like I think I would behave if I thought some guy was watching me, reading my mind, and deciding by my smallest actions whether I deserved the eternal fiery pit or the eternal cloud. If you aren't living a lot like one of the apostles, I don't think you actually believe what you claim to believe.")
    Recognize the Symptoms
    What everyone should know about blog depression.

    (via Cynical-C)
    Tuesday, July 26, 2005

    The Queue
    There are currently 180 spores in the Queue.
    This Can't Be Happening! I'm Only 57!
    An asteroid due to buzz Earth on April 13, 2029 may shift its orbit enough to return and strike the planet seven years later.
    Fourteen Ways to Die in Shanghai
    With convenient map.

    Find a place to die Is it you or the judges who should go to hell? After seeing the 4As exhibition, you’ll have your answer.

    1. Huichunji pharmacy sells sleeping pills.
    2. Suzhou Creek is uncovered.
    3. The #57 bus goes directly to the zoo. You can jump into a tiger’s mouth and die.
    4. The Kerry Center is 32 stories tall. Jumping off is 100% successful.
    5. A manhole cover has been stolen — jump into the sewer and drown.
    6. Cars under the Yan’an Road viaduct drive very fast. Accidents happen often.
    7. Changshu Road subway station — lie on the tracks.
    8. Fuxing Park — hanging yourself is simple among the tall, close trees.
    9. Barber stand at 1324 alley — steal a razor and cut your throat.
    10. High-voltage power lines — with 20,000 volts, electrocution is convenient.
    11. Wang’s Tofu Stand — crush yourself with a piece of tofu.
    12. Dafa Gardens construction site — there’s always something falling.
    13. Filling station — death by self-immolation.
    14. Free and Easy Sauna — death by suffocation.

    Via Boing Boing.
    Virtual Dylan Thomas
    Dylan Thomas is never really dead, as long as his creepy online simulacrum lives on.
    G.I. Joe Direct
    So, many of you know that Hasbro is pulling all the 3 1/4" Joes from stores to replace them with a larger version called "Sigma Six." They will however, keep selling you smaller joes online. Toynewsi, has a review of the first wave, which I haven't bothered reading yet. But, what I was taken by were the images the reviewers have made - cinematic dioramas with great framing and fields of focus - which on one hand are strong in any formal sense, but also bring me back to a great feeling of nostalgia...playing Joes in the high grasses and muddy pits of my back yard. I especially like this one, which I think is referring to Dr. Mindbender assembling Serpentor.
    My last video game
    I've sort of promised myself that this will be the last video game I ever buy - Soul Calibur III. The previous incarnations have clicked into my life at odd times - Voldo vs. Li Long with Andrew Zimmerman on a sleep deprevation project in Undergraduate (one that ultimately cost/returned to me my sanity) is a solid memory. The kids here in Greensboro can toss down a good match too. Plus it turns out my tatoo has an element from the Soul Calibur logo. I can't wait for the new one. 1up.com has an extensive preview.
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S
    Jennie, our resident hit-and-run expert, has given me this link to clear up my problems with Gwen Stefani's song, HollaBack Girl. Up until about a week ago I thought it was clearly mystifying as to how a song that had the lyrics "I ain't no Harlem Black Girl" and "Shake your Bananas" in the same song wasn't being denounced world over as racist. It seems I misheard some lyrics, and I should have gone to this explication first. NOW it makes sense.

    In other news: Wikipedia Banana | The Banana Museum*| Google:Banana Slug | Banana Trivia | BANANAS Trivia | The Mall's Banana Republics of the Future



    *requires scroll for great pictures.
    American Realist Prints and Drawings, 1912-1948
    Fantastic. And they say Americans have no class consciousness:



    (via Rashomon)
    To Self-Publish or Not to Publish at All
    That is the question.

    (via Bookslut. Use BugMeNot for the registration.)
    Knowing Is Half the Battle
    Have we really never linked to these remixed GI Joe public service announcements? How is that possible? We should be ashamed. Potentially not safe for work.
    From MST3K to the Federal Courts, Parts: The Clonus Horror Never Stops Working For You
    "Clonus" is an obscure cheapie with a fascinating premise, best known now because of the ridiculing it took in a "Mystery Science Theater 3000" episode. Viewing ["The Island"] after the ["Clonus"] will make you do a double take.

    In Bay's movie, the closely monitored, mod-clothed, naive residents of a futuristic colony win a lottery to go away to a promised land called "The Island."

    In "Clonus," the closely monitored, mod-clothed, naive residents of a futuristic colony are chosen to go to a promised land called "America."

    In both movies, a male resident goes on the run when he discovers that the promised land is a lie, and that he's part of a colony of clones being grown to harvest their organs when the rich human originals ail. Both feature an evil scientist keeping his project a secret from the public at all costs by sending assassins after the runner.


    (Via Metafilter, which has much more)
    Family Guy Takes On "Take On Me"
    "Chris, where have you been?"
    "I don't know!"

    What I love about Family Guy is that it can always be trusted to take the most random, high-concept joke and then stretch it out longer than you'd ever imagine possible. See also Stewie Griffin's "Rocketman" (previously blogged, with a different link, way back when).

    Incidentally, finding that in the archives just reminded me of Leonard Nimoy's "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins", which fried my brain all over again.
    Monday, July 25, 2005

    Sugar Crash
    I wasn't going to post this, 'cause it's been everywhere, but I haven't posted in a while, and maybe it's new to you: Sugar Crash is an Arkanoid clone starring a hyper baby and candy bar. Don't forget, sometimes baby needs to nap.
    Special Topics in Gerry Canavan
    English 104: Introduction to Literature
    English 108: Special Topics in British and American Literature: Contemporary Fiction
    Of Course, If You Lived in Akron, You'd Kill Yourself Too
    Shreve knew the routine. After all, she lives beneath the suicide bridge.

    Since its construction in 1981, the Y-Bridge has served as the launch site for 43 suicides and countless more attempts.

    But unlike most bridges that seduce jumpers, the bodies here don't fall into rivers, lakes, or forests. They fall onto buildings and houses, and into backyards, like some weird, ominous plague.

    Fascinating article from Cleveland Scene about the Y Bridge, Akron's #1 suicide spot -- reminiscient of The New Yorker's classic profile of the Golden Gate Bridge.
    Faulknerized
    Continental's Hemispheres Magazine won't print this year's winner of the Faulkner parody competition because it makes fun of Bush by comparing him to Benjy from The Sound and the Fury. That's really sad.

    Personally, though, I think the third-place finisher should have won anyway:
    “Yes. And the rocket’s glare: the red gash through and across impenetrable immutable sky; and the bombs which not burst but flowered, unfolded silently releasing their very bombness and explodidity in the very firmament, air, which itself in its implacable and tangible reality gave not proof but irrefutable incontrovertible notproof through the long inevitable and implacable night that it was, still, in fact and theory an inexorable reality, there, as if experience and ratiocination and unbelief obviated the very sense and sentience and not-sentience and non-sense that its own obverse could even exist, be, and he: “—O, say! Does it then? Does it??” —and the other “—Does what?” and he: “Does that star-spangled for it must be spangled for its very spangledness obviates its own incomprehensible not-spangledness” and the other “—yes?” and he: “—banner, ribbon, avatar of its intractable bannerness, still, yet, indeed, wave—”
    Sunday, July 24, 2005

    You'll Get Paid After We Get Back


    Click the ad for full details.
    Lance
    It may be three years old, but it's still a great article: The New Yorker's 2002 profile of 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong.
    'My Dog Is Tom Cruise'
    I have to tell you, things are good. I am . . . I am . . . Whooo! . . . I am very good. I just returned from a walk and . . . ha! Things. Are. Good. I’ve got a bowl of hard kibble with some soft stuff mixed in. My name’s on the bowl! I am passionate about this lamb-and-rice recipe. What’s been going on? haha! I’m so in love with this bitch! hahaha! I can’t . . . I’m so . . . I can’t restrain myself. hahahahahaha! We met at the park. She was in the run for little dogs . . . ’cause she’s, well . . . ha! She’s petite. And I was over in the big run and . . . I am in love. I can’t be cool. This bitch is . . . I have total respect for her.
    I Think It's Just about Time to Get My PhD
    So I'm really pretty excited about the syllabi I've put together for this semester. I may be bordering on dorkish glee.

    I'll put some links up when they come online.
    Then Shankar Woke Up and It Was All a Dream
    My good friend Shankar D, as close to The Man Himself as he's ever likely to get:



    The best part of the picture for me is the dude with the beard in the back of the car, who's eyeing Shankar suspiciously and probably reaching for his taser.
    Saturday, July 23, 2005

    Grow RPG
    From the makers of fantastic Flash games Grow and Hatch comes Grow RPG, which takes the basic premise of Grow and wraps it in a narrative frame modeled after an old-school RPG. Pretty fun.

    (via MetaFilter)

    UPDATE: You'll want these walkthroughs eventually (trust me):

    Grow Solution
    Grow RPG Solution
    V for Vendetta Trailer
    "People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."

    Trailer for the upcoming V for Vendetta movie. I'm really interested to see how this can possibly be adapted into a movie that will make sense to people who haven't read the book (which, as I've said before, is very good).

    Especially given the fact that the hero of the story is, by any definition, a terrorist.
    Is There Life On Mars Titan?
    Titan's atmosphere is about 5 per cent methane, and Chris McKay of NASA's Ames Research Center in Moffet Field, California, thinks that some of it could be coming from methanogens, or methane-producing microbes.
    Meet the Golden Girls!
    The first album by America's phenomenal TV Combo. Merciful Zeus.

    (via MetaFilter, which also links to this astounding Lego Rubix Cube Solver)
    Harry Potter and the You-Know-What
    Jaimee wanted to read it first, and my summer class takes up most of reading time during the week, so I wasn't able to put the nail in Harry Potter #6's coffin until earlier this morning. On a point-by-point basis, for most of the book I actually thought Order of the Phoenix was better, and #5 may in fact be the better read overall -- but the last hundred or so pages of Half-Blood Prince are far superior to everything else Rowling's written so far.

    There's really nothing else I can say about this without spoiling plot twists, so until the Supreme Court issues its definitive decision on book-spoiler waiting periods (one trimester? two trimesters?) I'll just cut it off here and just direct you to absolutely the best Harry Potter site on the 'net, Weasley is Our King (previously blogged here), which quite persuasively argues that Dumbledore is in fact a time-traveling Ron Weasley, marooned in the past and grown old.

    UPDATE: But if you're aching for more Harry Potter in your life, and you've either read the sixth book or just don't care about spoilers, I suppose there are worse things you could do with your life than read this [SPOILER LADEN] three-part interview [/SPOILER LADEN] with J.K. Rowling herself. Most interesting fact? She spends a lot of time lurking in Harry Potter fansites, which seems like a very bad place for the author to hang out.

    For anyone to hang out, really.
    Backwards City Is Your Source For Buffyverse News
    Like the news that James Marsters will play Brainiac on Smallville, or this intriguing tidbit:
    Network head David Janollari says he would "gladly" do a TV movie featuring the Spike character if Marsters and "Buffy"/"Angel" creator Joss Whedon want to do one.
    Come on, Schwartz...come on, Schwartz... (via AICN)

    UPDATE: I feel compelled to note that when John Lanning did his infamous Writing Program Personalities to DC Comics Superheroes conversion, he had pegged me for Brainiac. Egan was Clark Kent/Superman. Jaimee was silent-but-deadly Batgirl II. Tom was the Joker. And I not 100% sure, but I think Ezra may (or may not) have been Batman.
    Smoking Manners
    Casey Corndog sent along these terrific Japanese ads on smoking etiquette. Some highlights:
  • Egoism -- My cigarettes smell good. Other people's smell bad.
  • Where does the smoke go? Only the person producing it is unconcerned.
  • Some people throw trash in the street. Other people have to clean it up.
  • When I bumped into someone, I apologized. When my smoke hit your face, I said nothing.
  • Don't smoke in a crowd. Coats are expensive.
  • But the winner is...

    Friday, July 22, 2005

    While My Ukulele Gently Weeps
    My once and future roommate Brent's favorite Beatles song, as it was meant to be played. Awesome. (via MeFi)
    Lost Weekend 2005 Starts Tonight in Raleigh
    At the LUMP Gallery at 505 South Blount St.

    BCR #2's Eric Amling will be reading, the Flamenco may or may not be danced, and 60-80% of the BCR staff will be on hand -- and we will be straight pimpin'.

    Full details.
    Morgan Freeman Buys a Pop-a-Shot Machine
    Commenting on my post about Million Dollar Baby last night, Neil directs us nowhere less than McSweeney's for the final word: Morgan Freeman Buys a Pop-a-Shot Machine.
    My high score? Well ... hell, son. Believe me, I wish I could tell you the answers to all of life's questions, I really do. To be on top of it all at one moment, riding high on the joys of success, the satisfaction of great accomplishment, whether it be portraying the president of the United States or narrating the harrowing story of Andy Dufresne or Clint Eastwood's subtly beautiful Million Dollar Baby. This is no small thing. And yet a man hungers still, falls still—far short of his dreams, of the hopes he stores for ages in the quiet longing of his beating heart. And what was the highest score of all? I wish I knew. I truly wish I knew.
    How Not to Write Your Acknowledgment Page
    Why Your Acknowledgment Page Sucks, by Emily G. This is why I don't thank anyone for anything ever. (via BookSlut)
    If They Were Superheroes
    Superheroes in history. As with any Something Awful photoshop contest, there's some real crap, and some real gems.



    (via Gravity Lens)
    Chuck Cunningham Syndrome
    What we talk about when we talk about getting written off the show. See also Cousin Oliver. At Wikipedia.
    Thursday, July 21, 2005

    Million Dollar Baby
    ...was pretty good, I guess. (We Netflixed it tonight.) In a weak field, I suppose a person could arguabe it deserved the Oscar (*cough* The Life Aquatic *cough*).

    But didn't it plainly rip off the frame of The Shawshank Redemption, even going so far as to use Morgan Freeman for the freaking voice-over? The tone and delivery are exactly the same. Why hasn't every reviewer in the world mentioned this? It's so derivative it's almost embarassing.

    Amazon
    NetFlix
    Original PClem Review
    Do You Realize?
    ...that Backwards City #2 is just a week and a half from exploding on the scene? Excerpts should be going up this weekend (but don't hold us to it) -- but don't wait to order yours. $12 gets you:
    Comics from Paulette Poullet, Kenneth Koch, Nate Powell, Jeremy Broomfield & Claude le Monde, and Patricia Storms

    Fiction from Chris Bachelder, Alika Tanaka, Dave Housley, Julia Ridley Smith, and Kurtis Davidson

    Nonfiction from Traci Burns

    Poetry from Dan Albergotti, Linh Dinh, C. Derick Varn, Joanne Lowery, Michael Constantine McConnell, Lisa Jarnot, Adam Clay, Eric Amling, Naomi Ruth Lowinsky, Anna Fulford, Denise Duhamel & Maureen Seaton, Chad Davidson & John Poch, Nick Carbo, Michael Robins, Marc McKee, Jon Leon, Becky Cooper, Matthew Rohrer, Chris Vitiello, and James Grinwis

    Art and Photography from John Norris, Jon Clark, Mitchell Ostrover, and Mike Stauss

    Humor from Tom Greenwood

    and introducing Index by The Editors
    as well as the mysterious unimagined glory that shall be Backwards City #3.

    Don't wait. You could miss it.
    Femtasia
    Great pictures from Holland's Femke Hiemstra -- and a bizzare web design that would be incredibly annoying if you saw it often, but it is cute because you never do -- all via Drawn.ca.

    Shakespeare: The Bard Game
    Groan. (via Bookish)
    Q&A with Lorrie Moore
    At New York Magazine. She digs Bruce:
    Did you go to concerts?
    Sure. There once was a Bruce Springsteen concert outside in Saratoga Springs, and we were all waiting on the lawn, in the rain, and he came out three hours early with an acoustic guitar and sang “Who’ll Stop the Rain?” and the rain stopped. My favorite song of his is “Meeting Across the River”—a perfect, beautiful searing thing.
    (via Bookslut)
    Serenity International Trailer
    Can't stop the something.
    Ask a Movie Critic
    This week: why are the movies so bad?
    CP: So even though the downfall of American movies can be traced to the rise of corporations, the problem isn't principally one of corporate control?

    Thomson: I don't think it is. If you look at television, you see that it has some advantages over film--in that television production is ridiculously fast compared with movies. And if you've got a hit show, you really do turn it over to the people responsible--the writers, the directors, the producers, the actors. And their ingenuity has a kind of freedom that I think once existed in B pictures. A producer in the '40s and '50s would've said to an Edgar Ulmer [Detour] or someone directing a B picture, "Well, look, if you can do it in 12 days for $120,000, go do it." And that operation wouldn't have gotten nearly as much scrutiny or interference as a big picture. The idea was that a B picture is a thing unto its own, a race against time that requires a terrific degree of expertise and inventiveness--so it's better to just let the guys do it.

    CP: The most interesting "B movies" now go straight to video and TV, while Hollywood makes only "A pictures" with B content--or C content. It used to be that the summer blockbuster epitomized Hollywood and now that season has stretched to 12 months.

    Thomson: The "A movies" are childish in content. A lot of the best writers these days are drawn to television rather than to the movies. Because if you write for the movies, you are, more than ever, in this dreadful committee structure where you get rewritten and rewritten and rewritten. Certainly there are corporate structures in television. But the volume of production is the distinguishing factor. Television has to produce a great deal just to fill the air, whereas the movies are always going for the smash hit. There was a time when the studios were very happy with a film if it made a modest profit. Now no one ever dreams of making a modest profit. They may end up making a loss, but what they're aiming at is a huge profit. It's a version of gambling, in other words.

    CP: And it's not unique to Hollywood, either.

    Thomson: It's there all through the culture.
    [also via A&L Daily]
    'Old Books Are Memento Mori'
    What does it mean when the University of Texas at Austin removes nearly all of the books from its undergraduate library to make room for coffee bars, computer terminals, and lounge chairs? What are students in those 'learning commons' being taught that is qualitatively better than what they learned in traditional libraries?

    I think the absence of books confirms the disposition to regard them as irrelevant. Many entering students come from nearly book-free homes. Many have not read a single book all the way through; they are instead trained to surf and skim. Teachers increasingly find it difficult to get students to consult printed materials, and yet we are making those materials even harder to obtain. Online journal articles are suitable for searching and extraction, but how conducive is a computer for reading a novel?

    I also suspect that retrieval of books in the context of food service and roving helpers inculcates in students a disturbing combination of passivity and entitlement, as if they are diners in a fancy restaurant rather than students doing their homework. The 'learning commons' seems consistent with the consumerist model of education that we all recognize: 'I deserve an 'A' because I'm paying a lot of money to come here (even if I spend all my time playing video games and hanging out at the new campus fitness center).'
    [via A&L Daily]
    When Literary Theory and the Law COLLIDE!
    A Stanley Fish op-ed is the inevitable result.

    (via Matt Yglesias, who has some more things to say on this subject that I don't quite agree with, but can't really get into right now)
    Wednesday, July 20, 2005

    New York Has a Lot of Abandoned Bicycles
    Here are pictures.

    The Human Interest Story to End All Human Interest Stories
    Anecdotal Leads for News Stories Reporting the End of the World. At McSweeney's.
    The First Church of Batman
    When H. Michael Brewer watches Mr. Fantastic, The Thing, the Invisible Woman and the Human Torch battle Dr. Doom in "Fantastic Four," which opened July 8, he'll be seeing something much larger - a metaphor for the church.
    Brewer, a Presbyterian pastor and professor of religious studies at Northern Kentucky University, has just published a religious-themed book Who Needs a Superhero? Finding Virtue, Vice and What's Holy in the Comics.
    ...the comparisons Brewer can draw between the Man of Steel and the Son of Man are seemingly endless.

    _Superman's father, who lived in the heavens, sends his son to Earth.

    _He grows up in a small town but moves to the big city when he reaches manhood.

    _He takes a commonplace job.

    _He has amazing powers, but rather than using them to take control of Earth, he uses them for good.

    _His mission is to save the world.

    _He dies to save Metropolis but later returns to life.

    "That's a pretty powerful role model," Brewer said of Superman.
    But (as usual) wasn't The Simpsons here first?
    Rev. Lovejoy: I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. Who came to earth... and then died... only to be brought back to life again. And his name was E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy.
    (via BookNinja)
    How Not to Review Graphic Narrative
    Bookslut's Jessa Crispin reports.
    It's like Lego. It's like Street art. M-City.
    So. Some polish folks think they're so clever....they make a ton of stencils of modular buildings and put up huge, awe-inspiring, cream the britches murals. And they have a Flash Version where you can do it, too. Looks like all my jokes about them were wrong, after all.

    M-City's index page. (Really, truly, click here now - click on "info" and scroll down to see how they do it)
    The KONSTRUCTOR flash based city-building game.

    Thanks again to WoosterCollective.
    Canada thinks up great new law. (Again)
    Alright - so it isn't a law at all. It's just a survey in support for an idea for one. BUT - it's an idea that billboards in Canada would be hit up with a small fee that went to subsidize public art. It's called the Beautiful City Billboard Fee, and it's being sponsored by them.ca
    The primary objectives of the BCBF are: 1) beautification of the city; 2) creation of employment for artists and 3) diversifying access to visual communication in public spaces to reflect the creativity and multiplicity that exists in Canada’s urban centres.

    Them.ca proposes a charge of $6.00 per sq. foot of billboard space per year. Those funds will then be redirected towards public art. Thus, five 15’x25’ billboards could subsidize one small art piece for the cost of $10 000.00 (allowing $1250.00 for administrative and maintenance expenses incurred by city and granting bodies).

    On a larger scale, the estimated 5000 billboards in Toronto could generate six million dollars for public art per year.


    More info can be found at http://bcbf.them.ca
    (Via Wooster Collective)
    LUMP it up.
    This should be a fun event for all you local (or local enough) to Raleigh. We're going to be there wearing funny hats and giving stuff away.

    Lump gallery/projects is very pleased to present Lost Weekend 2005.

    July 22 – 24, 2005. Lost weekend 2005 will feature a reading/literary event
    presented by Raleigh’s Optical Oak on Friday, July 22. A night of
    sound/noise/performance featuring Boyzone, Phon, Planecrash and Vuokko on
    Saturday, July 23rd and All For Show contemporary videos by young, British
    video artists on Sunday, July 24th. The gallery will also feature new
    posters by Team Lump artists. These three events will be a low cost and
    highly entertaining. This event will run for one weekend only July 22 – 24,
    2005. Don’t Miss It!!!


    The full Friday night itinerary is in the comments.
    Would You Believe &tc
    Google Maps is celebrating the 36th anniversary of this one time they put a dude on the Moon. (via Gravity Lens) Really fun page (but don't zoom too close).
    Great Moments in University Syllabi
    ENGL 6650/7650-01: Special Topics in Popular Culture: Joss Whedon, Television Auteur.
    'The Real Heart of Creationism is Existential Dread'
    Reason Magazine is covering the 2005 Creation Mega-Conference in tragically named Lynchburg, VA, this week (just 112 miles away!). Here's a highlight from the first installment:

    Dinosaurs play a surprisingly big role in modern creation science. For example, AiG's opening webpage features a graphic of Apatosaurus dinosaurs mingling with a herd of modern antelopes. Apparently, the comic strip featuring the prehistoric cave man Alley Oop chasing after dinosaurs was actually a precise look into humanity's past. In fact, AiG's president Ken Ham has written a lavishly illustrated children's book Dinosaurs of Eden (2001) which shows Adam and Eve and Noah and his kin frolicking with all manner of dinosaurs. One particularly charming illustration shows Flintstones-style ancient humans saddling up dinosaurs and camels as pack animals. Relying on local legends, the book even suggests that dinosaurs survived as "dragons" in England as late as 1405 AD.

    Bailey's best line, however, comes as he sums up the entire ideological movement in a single perfect phrase: "The real heart of creationism is existential dread." Another report should be up later today.

    (via Gravity Lens)
    I'm Having a Heart Attack
    This is just too bizarre not to post. An incredibly surreal, fan-made flash animation of "Fingertips" by They Might Be Giants.

    Did I say it was incredibly surreal? I meant to say that this thing ate my brain.

    (via MetaFilter, which just sort of poked at my brain a little)

    UPDATE: There's a similarly strange video of "Damn Good Times" (the potentially Dance, Dance, Revolution-themed song off The Spine) at TMBG.com. But perhaps I've said too much.
    Tuesday, July 19, 2005

    metaphysik
    Incredibly evil maze game. [Flash]

    (via Little Fluffy, which also links to (still) the greatest Flash game in history, CWRU's own Planarity.)
    All These People Are Dead Now
    Square America: A massive collection of photographs from long ago.

    Incredibly moving, actually.





    (via MetaFilter)
    Albert Einstein Attends a Seance
    ...in the Guardian.
    The 100th anniversary of Albert Einstein's "annus mirabilis" has not passed quietly. Newspapers, magazines and TV documentaries have all trumpeted the year in which Einstein published five papers fundamentally rethinking the laws of time and space. This year also marks the 50th anniversary of the former patent clerk's death.

    Yet lying between these two dates is a less well-known anniversary. It is 74 years since Einstein attended the only seance of his life. What could have persuaded Einstein, harbinger of the scientific age, to attend such an unscientific event?
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Skeptic's Dictionary has more to say on the subject of seances. And Ouija boards. Wikipedia does, too, with this hilariously understated gem:
    It would appear after decades of purported contact with the dead, those on the other side remain no more intelligent than when they were alive, perhaps less. Other than comfort, the knowledge possessed by the dead has produced nothing of substantial scientific value to the living. This has caused some skepticism.
    (via Boing Boing)
    Nintendo Power
    The first issue. I had this one.
    A Collection of Unusual Neurological States
    There's a lot that can go wrong up there.

    (via Boing Boing)
    An LSAT Game a Day
    Relieve old memories, or just be glad you never took it.

    [via MeFi]
    Monday, July 18, 2005

    The Beatles and Philosophy
    Fantastic list. Some excerpts:
  • "There's nothing you can know that isn't known." All You Need is Love (Magical Mystery Tour): John Lennon advocates metaphysical anti-realism and endorses the conclusion of Fitch's paradox.

  • "Without going out of my door I can know all things of earth." The Inner Light (Lady Madonna single): Harrison defends the synthetic a priori.

  • "Her name was Magil, and she called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy." Rocky Racoon, (The White Album): McCartney elaborates Frege's sense/reference distinction.

  • "Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes." Penny Lane, (Magical Mystery Tour ): McCartney endorses a rather extreme form of anti-realism.
  • Next up: Bruce and Philosophy?
    Waiting on the Postman
    It's Monday. You should be working for the man, but you hate the man. You browse the internet. Soon your life is over and you're dead. You should have put up some grafitti, but you didn't know how; in the olden days you'd walk up to the City temple and carve your name into a rock, but now technology is so advanced....

    My favorite visual art site right now, www.woostercollective.com points us all to a solution - www.myfirstgraffiti.com. For ten bucks you "customize a stencil in 28 letters or less" which is made and mailed back to you with a can of spraypaint in your choice of red, black, or silver.

    Also just some wicked cool pictures up on the woo'.
    Jerk (read: Dork) Alert!
    Have a significant other? Wonder what kinds of things you might get in trouble for buying next year? A sneak peak at some pics from this weekend's SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON are up at toynewsi.com. Some things are way way in the wrong directories, and sadly there's no write-up for most of it....but, the pictures are a tempation in themselves.

    Start at their Home page, or start here for a slightly more direct approach.

    My personal highlights to continue in the comments....
    [Insensitive Joke About the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Preemptively Redacted]
    An Israeli physicist has designed what may be a practical time machine. All we'll need is a donut-shaped region of spacetime and a black hole. [via GeekPress]
    myfavoriteword.com
    Favorite words and phrases submitted by people all over the internets. Via MeFi, where the quidnunc kid gets the prize for best answer.
    [ComicBookGuy] Ahem, Yes, My Question Is In Regards to The Flying Ambulance from Episode 9...
    Somone found the flying ambulence from the "Ariel" episode of Firefly in a junkyard out in the desert, and took a bunch of pictures of it.

    Kind of sad, actually.

    Although it may be even sadder that (purely by coincidence) I actually watched this very episode with Jaimee, Tom, and Jennifer earlier tonight...
    Marco Polo, Liar
    Did Marco Polo actually ever make it to China? In their Mysteries of History double issue (WARNING: They consider "Who wrote Shakespeare's plays?" one such "mystery"), U.S. News & World Report says maybe not:
    Now, seven centuries later, Polo's credibility again is under attack. According to critics, he never even set foot in China. Had he been there, they argue, he would have reported important aspects of 13th-century Chinese life that went unmentioned. Among his omissions: tea drinking, calligraphy, the binding of women's feet to keep them small, and, most glaring, the Great Wall of China.
    How to Talk Like a Carny
    Because it's something we all should know. (via Cynical-C)
    Sunday, July 17, 2005

    Update on Serenity Comic
    Bill Simmons asks a few posts ago if the new Serenity comic book is an adaptation of the film or a bridge. I peeked over at "Browncoats: Official Serenity Movie Site" and found this: (along with the covers for issue 3 and more details)

    The Serenity comic book miniseries is written by Joss Whedon and Brett Matthews with art by Will Conrad and Laura Martin. Each issue of the series, which takes place in the time between the series Firefly and the movie Serenity, will feature three different covers -- one for each member of the Serenity crew, drawn by the biggest names in comics. Issue #1 features "Mal" by John Cassaday, "Inara" by J. G. Jones, and "Jayne" by Bryan Hitch. Issue #2 features "Zoe" by Joe Quesada, "Book" by Tim Bradstreet, and "Kaylee" by Jo Chen. Serenity #1 and #2 are available for preorder now at
    http://www.darkhorse.com/comics/upcoming.php
    .

    So, looks like a bridge, thank goodness (I've not read the thing, but seen all the main pages - whoops!) Should we all get together for a midnight showing...when is it again? September 29/30? I'll be there.

    UPDATE : Forgot to mention - if you have cable you can start to check out Firefly every friday at 7pm on the Sci Fi network. I hear they are going to air all the episodes, in order even, up until the launch of the film. Or, you can just get the DVDs. If you haven't picked up this series yet, check it out. Butts to Battlestar Galactica; this is the real deal, seriously.
    This Is Not a Post Either
    It's just a short collection of funny and bizarre classified ads from the U.K. (via Cynical-C)
    Saturday, July 16, 2005

    This Is Not a Post
    No, it's more of a interjection, an exclamation, a sudden inhalation of breath, if you well, as if to say, hey, UNCG Writing Program alumna and person-we-want-in-BCR Kelly Link has a story in One Story this week. Excerpt and interview at one-story.com:

    There once was a man whose wife was dead. She was dead when he fell in love with her, and she was dead for the twelve years they lived together, during which time she bore him three children, all of them dead as well, and at the time of which I am speaking, the time during which her husband began to suspect that she was having an affair, she was still dead.
    Unrelated Link Link from two weeks ago.

    UPDATE: Fantastic story.
    Friday, July 15, 2005

    Odd review of We Love Katamari
    Tim Rogers at www.largeprimenumbers.com serves up a dense, hard-return/nearly paragraph-less review of We Love Katamari, everyone's favorite game of all time. I can't really read through the text since, even for me, the sentences are too long and rambling. To me it looks like dog-hear-speak from the old Far Side comics. But, I managed to pick up a few things:

    - Rogers loved the girl who sang "Lonely Rolling Star" (me too)
    - Rogers is depressed by the game, whereas I was elated.
    - Rogers once liked the band Pizzicatto Five (like me)
    - He's excited that the vocalist from Pizzicatto Five, Nomiya Maki, is singing in the new game. (Which I think is super awesome too.)

    The review is interesting just to see this person's take on the psychology while playing the game. I admit that it's a lyric and poetic game that conjures complex emotion - so many interpretations are possible, but this guy seems to be a pure cynic. And for that I think he needs to keep his hands off something so wonderful until he's ready to play it right.
    Taking Five
    In honor of our second issue going to press (subscribe today!), I'm taking a long weekend from all things Backwards City. See you on Monday.
    Bend It Like Beckham
    Great movie.

    Amazon
    Netflix
    IMDB
    Thursday, July 14, 2005

    Sometimes Our Heroes Have Feet of Clay
    Take, for instance, Ezra's hero, His Honor the Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, and this completely insane Japanese energy-drink commercial he stars in. [direct link to .zip of .mov]

    Important historical footnote: The commercial has a sequel. [direct link]

    (via Cynical-C)
    More on DFW and Oblivion
    I've been continuing through Oblivion slowly since returning to America last month. It's just not the sort of book one can plow through. I'm digging it, but then again I'm the sort of fellow who digs this kind of writing1. I can see where some of the more negative reviews2 are coming from, but how can one resist3 a twenty-page, one-sentence story about a seemingly omniscient child capable of answering any question posed to him, which reads in part:
    ...[upon being asked] "What method of yam propagation is least apt to offend my family's fields' jealous and tempermental Yam Gods?" the catastatic child apparently launches into an entire protodialectical inquiry into just why exactly the interlocutor believes in jealous and tempermental Yam Gods at all, and whether this villager hsa ever in quiet moments closed his eyes and sat very still and gazed deep inside himself to see whether in his very heart of hearts he truly believes in these ill-tempered Yam Gods or whether he's merely been as it were culturally conditioned from an early age to ape what he has seen his parents and all the other villagers say and do and appear to believe, and whether it has ever late at night or in the humid quiet of the rain forest's dawn occurred to the questioner that perhaps all these others didn't really, truly believe in petulant Yam Gods either but were themselves merely aping what they in turn saw everyone else behaving as if they believed, and so on, and whether it was possible -- just as a thought experiment if nothing else -- that everyone in the entire village had at some quiet point seen into their heart's hearts and realized that their putative belief in the Yam Gods was mere mimicry and so felt themselves to be secret hypocrite or fraud; and, if so, that what if just one villager of whatever caste or family suddenly stood up and admitted aloud that he was merely following empty custom and did not in his heart of hearts truly believe in any fearsome set of Yam Gods requiring propitiation to prevent drought or decimation by yamaphids: would that villager be stoned to death, or banished, or might his admission not just possibly be met with a huge collective sign of relief because now everyone else could be spared oppressive inner feelings of hypocrisy and self-contempt and admit their own inner disbelief as well; and if, theoretically, all this were to come about, what consequences might this sudden communal admission and relief have for the interlocutor's own ffeelings about the Yam Gods, for instance was it not theoretically possible that this villager might discover, in the absence of any normative cultural requirement to fear and distruct the Yam Gods, that his true religious conception was actually of Yam Gods who were rather kindly and benign and not Yam Gods he had to be fearful of offending or had to try to appease but rather Yam Gods to feel helped, succored, and even comme on dit loved by, and to try to love in return, and freely, this of course assuming that the two of them could come to some kind of agreement on what they meant by 'love' in a religious context, in other words agape and so on and so forth...
    And that's from "Another Pioneer", originally published4 in The Colorado Review, which many reviewers5 consider one of the weakest pieces in the book.

    I've found that generally speaking, Infinite Jest6 aside, DFW rewards whatever time you're willing to invest into his fiction. Maybe he asks for too much time, given how much one return actually gets out of said fiction in the end, but that's an argument for another day7.

    --
    1 when it's done right
    2 for instance, this review from the Post-Gazette entitled "Wallace's Short Stories Have Become Unreadable", which says in part:
    In his aptly titled new collection of short stories, David Foster Wallace has taken the deft characterization found in medical dictionaries, added a compassion for human beings typical of your average technical manual and wrapped it all in the luminous poetry of a pharmaceutical company prospectus.
    3 except perhaps by putting the book down or some similar action
    4 not online
    5 for instance, this one and this one
    6 a big aside, perhaps, considering IJ is considered by most to be his magnum opus and by few (ie, me) to be fairly wretched -- but please be willing to put it aside for the sake of argument nonetheless.
    7 or for the comments. That might be fun.
    Buffy Lives
    Whedonverse comics on sale now:

  • Angel #1 & Angel #2, which pick up after the conclusion of the series but not in a way you're likely to find satisfying (despite the covers, none of the other characters have appeared so far, and no explanation has been given as to how they may have survived the cliffhanger end of the series)

  • Serenity #1, which bridges the gap between the Firefly TV series and the movie. If you were a fan of the show, you really ought to read this.
  • Crochet Your Own Ostomy Bag
    Extraneous crocheted detached bloodshot eyeballs included. (Via Casey, who has her pulse on the dark underbelly of the internet crochet community.)
    Effeminate Five.
    Whilst googling "Effeminate" to make sure I'd spelled it right, I ran across an odd picture when I checked (hilarious in its own right)the image search. He's a super hero called "The Whizzer" and he's discussed in a sort of funny article recounting the top five effeminate heroes of Silver and Golden age comics.
    ...I am He-Man!
    Okay - There are still some questions left unanswered, but these discoveries will satisfy me for today. Turns out He-Man.Org has some interesting articles. Here's one that tells us the story of how the toyline gets made, and some of the impact that line has had since. (originally printed in ToyFare in '98) Sort of light, but it covers some interesting factoids about the FCC and some market research Mattel did in preparation for a Conan toy line. It also lights on the fact that before the FCC re-legalized toy-related cartoons in 1984 (He-Man's big wave), the MOTU toyline had struggled in a different continuity more closely related to a conan/fantasy world. Luckily I found this wonderful post by "Prokrustus" on some Conan forum:
    I don't think a lot of Conan fans realize that there was a time before the cartoon, He-Man's Pre-Classic (or Mineternian) period, when the barbarian roots were the heart of the Masters story. It was a brief time, roughly 1981-83, when He-Man was depicted in Mattel's minicomics as a wandering barbarian, the strongest of his jungle-bred tribe and fiercely devoted to his mysterious warrior goddess.

    No Prince Adam secret identity. No She-Ra. No Orko.

    It's been sheer hell trying to bring Mineternia out of the shadow of the TV kiddie toons. Unfortunately, the superheroic and comedic potential of the toyline are what the cartoon played up, and that's what Mattel has allowed to define the franchise. In my opinion, this has kept MOTU from taking its place in the larger dark fantasy community (LOTR, Conan, Xena, Star Wars, etc.), where it can grow and stay artistically fresh.

    There's a reason more people think of RAINBOW BRITE, than Conan, in the same breath with He-Man.

    Mineternian fans, like Eldor, are slowly changing that. These websites have been struggling for a few years to keep He-Man's Conan connection alive, and I hope you'll check them out.

    http://www.vaultsofgrayskull.co.uk - Three, complete novellas of Mineternian He-Man
    http://mineternia.tripod.com - A collection of short story adaptations of the Masters' minicomics
    http://www.geocities.com/hordakalpha/fan_fics_2.html - More skull-cracking barbarian He-Man stories
    http://www.dukenostalgia.com/He-Man/Motu_boxart.html - The hauntingly beautiful box art that hooked us all from go!

    To get to know Masters' all over again in its purest form, drop by http://www.he-mantales.com for a reintro.


    Yeah, baby. Check it out. Especially the one with the box art.
    By the Power of Greyskull...
    Hot dang. A new book written by the creator of our favorite effeminate alter-ego, Prince Adam. While the book suffers from a terrible terrible cover, the read looks interesting. Maybe I can finally find out the true connection between He-Man and Conan. Some blurbs from the press release:
    The outrageously muscle-bound action figure and his allies and villans created a fantasy world for boys that, at the height of MOTU's popularity in 1986 reached $400 million in U.S. sales, only to plummet to $7 million domestically the following year. During its six-year run, the line sold $1.2 billion worldwide and spawned a syndicated cartoon series and a major motion picture——a feat not even the venerable Barbie can claim.

    The authors also recount the creative process, from He-Man's origins as three characters——a barbarian, a military man, and a futuristic space man——to the moment when Mattel's president, in choosing among several toy concepts, pointed to the He-Man prototypes and said, "Those have the power."


    The only thing I'm worried about is the co-author, David Wecker, lists as a publishing credits, The Maverick Mindset: Finding the Courage to Journey from Fear to Freedom and Jump Start Your Brain: A Proven Method for Increasing Creativity Up to 500%! (Okay, so he co-authored them too...I can cut him some slack. A man's got to get paid.)

    You can pre-order (which is odd because it's already published evidently) the book off of the publishers website, or just get it for five bucks cheaper now at Amazon.
    Don't Call Him Ash
    Salon catches up with geek hero Bruce Campbell, star of the Evil Dead movies and the fantastic Bubba Ho-Tep and author of the autobiographical If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor and the new The-Things-They-Carriedesque semi-autobiography, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.

    (via BookSlut)
    If WWII Had Been a Real Time Strategy Game
    wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    !!!
    A writer from Shanxi Province is waiting for someone to decode his novel, a novel without a single word but a set of 14 punctuations, with a reward of 140,000 yuan (US$16,900).

    ...

    Although the novel consists of only 14 Chinese punctuations, he insisted that it tells a touching love story, with ups and downs and a complete outline, which he spent a whole year on the novel.

    Hu is offering to reward those who can understand the hidden story with 140,000 yuan. He said 20 people have already come with their interpretations but none of them satisfied Hu. Hu thought they are all too far away from the story his novel is telling.


    (.)
    Today, We Are All French
    American pigs.



    Happy Bastille Day.
    This Is Incredibly Satisfying
    Chaos Theory game. [Flash; turn your speakers down] Use your left mouse button to set off an initial explosion, and see how many little blue balls you blow up in a single click.

    Then try to beat that record.

    (via Little Fluffy)
    The Castlevania Dungeon
    Because every semi-obscure late 80s/early 90s video game series needs its own obsessive fansite.
    Origami Yoda
    At Boing Boing.
    Wednesday, July 13, 2005

    Happy Birthday Jennie T
    The sushi was delicious.

    Board Games.
    Some folks around here know my constant hankering for a hunka good gaming. Rpg.net news source, the Ogre Cave, points us today to Attack Vector:Tactical, winner of the 2005 Origins award for best miniatures game. If you're into sci-fi, space combat, and board games, this might be one to look at. Here's what author Jerry Pournelle says about it:
    "It [Attack Vector: Tactical] is certainly the best boardgame simulation of actual space combat physics I know of. Beyond the physics model, it includes some clever 3-D display components, and a lot of creatively buried math. The end result keeps the mental overhead down to a minimum, letting you focus on the tactical situation. If you're interested in space combat, this is highly recommended."

    Uber geeky, no doubt. Check it out just for the picture.
    Sarah Vowell op-ed in NY Times.
    I love this lady.
    The only possible presidential speech fantasy in my wildest of daydreams, my oratorical castle in the air, is that one day, for just one measly speech, the president - the man of "mission accomplished," the man who was once asked at a press conference to discuss one of his mistakes and couldn't think of any, the man who is surely the sunniest looker-on-the-bright-side east of Drew Barrymore - would sit behind his Oval Office desk, stare into a TV camera and say: "My fellow Americans, good evening. As if that's possible."

    Link to Vowell's The Speech the President Should Give, a response to John Kerry's June 28th Op-Ed, The Speech the President Should Give.
    BCR #1 Strikes Back: Alix Ohlin's BookNote
    BCR #1 contributor and all-around-great-person Alix Ohlin's debut novel The Missing Person is the next book on my every-growing to-read pile. To whet our collective whistle, here she is in a BookNote at largeheartedboy, talking about great music to write and read to.

    [via BookSlut]
    It's That Time Again: BCR #2 Coming Down the Chute
    We're very happy to report that Backwards City #2 is about to go to press, and we think we speak for all of the Editors when we say that this issue tops even our first in pure gobsmacking greatness.

    But we don't want to oversell.

    What we do want to do is invite you to subscribe to the magazine. If you're a careful shopper, feel free to peruse excerpts from our first issue -- then subscribe. A year's subscription is just $12, and brings you:
    Comics from Paulette Poullet, Kenneth Koch, Nate Powell, Jeremy Broomfield & Claude le Monde, and Patricia Storms

    Fiction from Chris Bachelder, Alika Tanaka, Dave Housley, Julia Ridley Smith, and Kurtis Davidson

    Nonfiction from Traci Burns

    Poetry from Dan Albergotti, Linh Dinh, C. Derick Varn, Joanne Lowery, Michael Constantine McConnell, Lisa Jarnot, Adam Clay, Eric Amling, Naomi Ruth Lowinsky, Anna Fulford, Denise Duhamel & Maureen Seaton, Chad Davidson & John Poch, Nick Carbo, Michael Robins, Marc McKee, Jon Leon, Becky Cooper, Matthew Rohrer, Chris Vitiello, and James Grinwis

    Art and Photography from John Norris, Jon Clark, Mitchell Ostrover, and Mike Stauss

    Humor from Tom Greenwood

    and introducing Index by The Editors
    as well as the untold transcendent splendor that will be Backwards City #3.

    Excerpts and more pimping will be coming down the pipe in the coming days and weeks. We're very excited about #2. if we must say so ourselves, we've put together an amazing product for y'all, and even if you're already a subscriber, please try to get the word out about us to anyone you can. We'll owe you one. Each of us. Even Jaimee.

    Thanks, and keep reading.

    Current subscribers: it's never too early to renew.

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