I'm about to buy my neighbor (and fellow poet) Marcus' old Mac G4 tower. Then I'll probably upgrade the OS to whatever Tiger/Bearcat/SavageBadger Apple has out now. Then I'll put some widgets on there. Only, I don't know what they are. Maybe this helps
a bit? Expect a BCR widget that randomly displays either "fart" "$$$$" or "poop" in mixed intervals.
Again via Scott McCloud