“'Someone at The New Yorker recently gave me a tip on someone who’s a boxer and a philosopher—that came from a lunch!'”
--Norton editor Bob Weil, in a recent Observer interview about expense-account-lunch cutbacks in the wake of a rapidly declining print market.

Really? Really. Because that's who we needed to be the moral arbiter in this situation. Prince. Because when he's not too busy making velveteen canvas prints of his own face, he's become a Jehovah's Witness and likes to knock on people's doors to talk to them about the rapture. [Via The New Yorker]
Update (11/18/08): Perez Hilton claims Prince was misquoted? Um... it's Prince and Perez Hilton claiming that The New Yorker is sloppy? Whatevs.