Official Release: Backwards City Office of Information
Non-state-sanctioned scientists in Backwards City have been spreading propaganda in the name of insurgent political actors. Be aware, citizens, that this pseudo-science will not stand. In the case of linked particles, it has been "proven" by these scientists that a change in the state of one particle will result in the instanteous change of state to its brother-particle, even when the particles are separated by many miles. This is nonsense. Information cannot not travel faster than the speed of light.
Please be aware that any persons or parties discussing this theory will be arrested under penalty of penetrative death.
Spooky Action at a Distance does not exist. Citizens are advised to put this nonsense out of their minds.
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