The Saunders Army mostly involves calisthenics, and foisting my books on
unsuspecting friends. Also, as mentioned on the website, we will be sending you Updates. I am envisioning these as coming directly from me, say every six minutes or so. You may receive GOING UP TO THE BATHROOM WHILE THINKING ABOUT MY CHILDHOOD CATHOLIC SCHOOL, for example, or FUCK I JUST TRIPPED ON THAT SAME DAMN STAIR WHY AM I SUCH A KLUTZ AND ALSO WHY DID OPRAH NOT CHOOSE MY BOOK AND JESUS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE GOING BALD JUST WHEN MY CAREER IS REALLY STARTING TO GO PLACES? But, as mentioned on the website, these will not come “too often.” I would expect that, for most of you in the “Saunders Army,” too often might be, like, every six minutes. Far be it from me to be intrusive or invasive.

# posted by Gerry Canavan @ 10:17 PM  |