A podcast at jawbone.com. This is so wrong, and yet so right. (via Boing Boing)

Important note for future Canavan fans and would-be interviewers: My mother, father, brother, stepfather, stepsister, aunts, uncles, cousins, illegitimate children, childhood acquaintances, and all similar persons are never to be contacted or interviewed for any reason. They are all congenital liars with psychological problems and axes to grind. To a one.

In fact it's probably best if you don't talk to anyone.