Because America demanded it.

Best link? Hands down, the link to youcantkilltherooster.com, where you can purchase You Can't Kill the Rooser BBQ sauce. That's my favorite Sedaris piece, though, so perhaps I'm biased. (It's from Me Talk Pretty One Day, which you should read, if you haven't.)

And special to our rapidly increasing Greensboro audience: Did you know that The SantaLand Diaries (a play based on Sedaris's essay of the same name) starts Thursday at the Triad Stage? Well, you know now.