There'a a van with a lot of bumper stickers that parks outside our house. Usually I don't pay it any mind. But today the van's sliding glass door has a sign that reads: DO
NOT FOR ANY REASON THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THIS DOOR.
It's not like I was going to anyway. But man, I want to know what happens when you touch the door.
# posted by
Gerry Canavan @ 4:35 PM
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