The State of Delaware got two and a half hours of my life tonight. Traffic was backed up to Philadelphia, all so Delaware could bleed each passing car for $5. It's hard to think of anything that would improve quality of life in the Northeastern U.S. as immediately and costlessly as the abolition of the two Delaware toll plazas—but in the absence of this kind of rationality, here's Wikipedia's advice on how to dodge the tolls.

Shunpiking the Delaware Turnpike
Shunpiking the Delaware Memorial Bridge