DISTRICT ATTORNEY OTHMAR: Wah wah-wah wah, wah, wah wah-wah-wah wah?
CHARLIE BROWN: I'm sorry, sir, but I didn't knowingly lie to the grand jury.
D.A.: Wah-wah-wah-wah?
BROWN: I did not knowingly take steroids, sir. Period. Snoopy gave me something to make me throw harder, but he said it was flaxseed oil and vitamin drops. I was tired of having the ball hit back up the middle and all my clothes torn off.
D.A.: Wah wah wah-wah?
BROWN: He's my dog, sir. He said he got the stuff from Woodstock.
D.A.: Wah wah wah-wah?
BROWN: A little yellow bird, sir.
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