If you're heading out to the local Friendly Shopping Center - and specifically the Barnes N Noble's - around noon today, be careful and heed the smiling crossing guards. There's supposed to be a ruckus as Nicole Richie is plugging her new novel, The Truth about Diamonds.

to Amazon: (who am I kidding?)
to gawker.com their quote: "We’ve hardly put it down all day; our favorite part is the middle, where there’s sixteen pages of Nicole Richie glamour shots that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. It's so awesome." They've also got an excerpt.
Link to thesuperficial.com the awful celebrity gossip page I can't stop looking at since Gerry first blogged it up. They accidentally give our issue #3 mad props at the end of the Nicole Richie blurb.

(thanks to Kerri)