At The Onion.
The questions began when Kitner first started writing his crime thriller, Low Jack, in December of 2004. At the time, he reportedly asked occasional questions ranging from, "Would a woman want to be romanced by 22-year-old wannabe confidence man Ronnie Hodges?" to, "How would a woman feel if she were hammering a guy on the head with a briefcase full of money?"
The best joke, though, is only funny to UNCG Writing people, as the picture they chose for the first-time writer is the twin doppleganger clone of our own Greg Shemko. (via BookNinja