Please read and retain for your records. If the Constitution were managed by the credit card companies (
You mean it isn't? Quiet, you.)
. By Evan Eisenberg at Slate.
IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR U.S. CITIZENS ABOUT CHANGES TO YOUR CITIZENSHIP AGREEMENT.
PLEASE READ AND RETAIN FOR YOUR RECORDS.
We would like to explain certain changes in the terms of the Citizenship Agreement for your U.S. citizenship ("Agreement"). Some of the terms in this notice may already be in effect on your account and will not change. Any terms on your account not changed here remain in effect until such time as we ("We") decide they do not.
Funny 'cause it's true / sad 'cause it's true. Via
Boing Boing.
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Gerry Canavan @ 12:48 PM
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