...which means it's the birthday of old friend, sometime roommate, king of the world and master of the universe, Shankar Duraiswamy, who dismantled my brain my junior year of high school and very nearly put it all back together again.

(Rumor 'round the schoolyard is that Three Guys might be coming back in the very near future, maybe even with a new doughy white guy in my slot. Keep an eye out for it.)

Happy Birthday also to that other guy we went to high school with (what was his name?), who had a birthday in January or thereabouts. I think that guy still owes me five dollars.