So it turns out the the government almost tried to build a
homosexual bomb:
The Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.
Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.
There'd be a certain justice in all this if we did develop these weapons, did use them, and then got ourselves whupped by a VERY pissed-of army of bad-breathed, unwillingly homosexual, all-stung-up troops who couldn't go out in daytime anymore.
Actual PDFs of the report
here.
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# posted by
Gerry Canavan @ 9:50 AM
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