Christmas edition.It was the night before Christmas. The house was very quiet. No creatures were stirring in the house. There weren’t even any mice stirring. The stockings had been hung carefully by the chimney. The children hoped that Saint Nicholas would come and fill them.
The children were in their beds. Their beds were in the room next to ours. Mamma and I were in our beds. Mamma wore a kerchief. I had my cap on. I could hear the children moving. We didn’t move. We wanted the children to think we were asleep.
By James Thurber in
The New Yorker, 1927. It's pretty excellent.
“Is Saint Nicholas asleep?” asked the children.
“No,” mamma said. “Be quiet.”
“What the hell would he be asleep tonight for?” I asked.
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Via
MeFi, which also points us to this other
classic Hemingway parody:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To die. In the rain.
# posted by
Gerry Canavan @ 12:53 PM
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