We know ezra loves toys. If he goes driving away (he can't) for the holidays, let him stop at McDonald's and get a free video game in his happy meal. (These look good, like the weird games I'd get at yard sales, or Radio Shack, as a kid.)

Or, for something more hip, urban, and cool, go get a free vinyl doll from Tylenol. (rhymes!) Their "OUCH!" website delivers all the hip comic goodness you could ask for in a corporate site about "pain" and experience.

And in other news, the toys you get in cracker jack still stink. (I say screw the toy and just give us more peanuts.)