But Jaimee grew up in the parking lot outside the 7-11 store. And PClem, well, I'm here to tell you that PClem grew up in My Father's House, in a little place called Luckytown -- but you might know it better as Asbury F'ing Park.



I found this picture from some unknown magazine hanging on the wall of Fay's office today. It's the World According to Bruce.

Needless to say, I immediately claimed the picture for my own.

Awesome. I only wish I knew its origin.

UPDATE: Assuming you're so inclined, you can enjoy the comments and criticisms of my old friend Shankar D -- king of the world, master of the universe, and fellow resident of that little red funhouse near the Tunnel of Love -- here.