On pause.

When you eat a bag of chips, how far down are you willing to go before the contents of the bag become repulsive to you? Some people will shake the last bit of crumb that they can possibly get out of the bad. My father and brother are both that sort of person. I find those people completely horrendous.

I'd say I leave at least a tenth of an inch at the bottom of any bag of chips. A chip-fragment must also be of a certain, arbitrary size before I consider it edible and not gross.

But the point of all this is to say that I'm flagrantly violating my own rules on chip consumption to go back and back to the office bag of Tostitos, which, for some reason, seem today to be the very best food in all the world.

I'm so hungry. I can't wait for 24 + pizza.