So tonight I wanted to rent Gerry, the exciting tale of two people, both named Gerry, who have some sort of disastrous survivalist adventure. (I see this film as the culmination of an important and disturbing national trend, in which one-shot minor characters in movies and on television that are losers, accountants, mentally unbalanced, or all three are named Jerry/Gerry.) But they wouldn't let me.

Instead, we got Vanilla Sky, because a bunch of people hadn't seen it yet, and I'd been thinking about it ever since the cyrolab post earlier. For more information on Vanilla Sky, consult your local fanboy. "Theory" #1 is obviously what the filmmakers intended, though Theory #6 is somewhat interesting as well. But the real meat of the page is in its secrets, some of which are nice to know, and others of which are completely not secrets at all.

In any event, I think we all know what day my splice happened.