Remember when the Onion was Free?

I love Herbert Kornfeld. I love Jim Anchower more. I wish I could link you over to some of their great articles of the past, but now you have to pay. What a rip. It honestly isn't THAT funny. Regardless, the latest Jim Anchower is pretty good. Seems to be everything my summer has been so far. Except, he expresses a desire to find work.